Hawaii to Heaven, need a road map?

So typical tropical day, I gently jog, walk and burn a bit, feed some birds along the way by taking the sweet rolls out of the plastic bag dropped on the biking path. Almost a good guy at times, my wife is worried and I tell her we will go to church, and we do. At ten thirty we are sitting in the Ohama Baptist Church, celebrating Philippine Independence Day (13 June), and looking for salvation. We did get a pen, free book and shell necklace because we were first timers. Very friendly people, nice singing and good enough message - something about how to get to Heaven.

They were very nice and had a dinner after, which almost made me think they were Methodists, but not.

Any way, about my salvation, I haven't gotten the blood pressure right, how am I going to do the Heaven thing? I slack on my exercises and eat a Frosty Float when I know that it isn't the best thing for my health, how am I going to do the Heaven thing? Here on Earth I get to live in America and have a wonderful life until some government agency or elected officials show up to ruin my fun and foolishness - in Heaven I hear The Deity is totally in charge, no term limits, no Bill of Rights protecting the Heavenly Hosts. Can't even pad the Supreme Court - only one Judge and The Deity is it - no separation of powers - all power is HIS. I had best believe that God is LOVE, nothing else will save me. Don't you know that those that actually think they can hide from God and the media have missed the point, if you walk with the Lord and call the media constantly you will find the media doesn't cover your boring life and the Lord is stepping out, don't fall back nor fall out, keep up!

I did buy lunch for my wife, drove to do some shopping, more Hawaiian shirts! and two hats (how burned does my scalp need to be for me to remember to buy and wear a hat?). Back to mellow out at Keegan's pace (it is good that there is someone in my life I can still beat in a foot race -- for a couple of years anyway). Eat, sleep... speaking of which, my son has just returned with tonight's dinner. Got to go and stock up for hibernation...