What is wrong with this picture?

Well, the Trusty Triumph isn't rolling down the road anywhere. Yes, it went to church and came home after picking up the winning Mega Millions ticket for Tuesday. But now it is just sitting in the front yard on the landing strip, looking for adventure and the rider has locked himself out of the house and is sitting on the porch. Waiting for one wife with her keys to return. She will ask if I will be alright while she is away in New York and I will say yes, like I can take care of myself. But she'll then ask how many doors and windows am I going to go through and we will chuckle, cause I can go through doors. Although I find using a key so much easier than my shoulder.