NCIS can find me now...

Not that any of the thousands of agents of the Federal Government would want to find me any more than all those blondes in California would, but they all could. Remember remove battery or leave your cell phone at home when you don't want prying eyes following your every move.

I went and found a place to get a cell phone and wireless service for my laptop computer. That is all in preparation for moving out on vacation, motorcycling across the country, my brother is getting Yellowstone set up for us, and keeping my wife watching my every move. Sure enough money talks, and they have my money and now I can talk. I immediately turned off the telephone, went home and watched Hurt Locker.

I will have to get the booklet out and figure out how to turn up the ring tones, which are set at sounding like a rotary phone ring, I do like that. If I heard music I would start dancing. I wonder how many voice mails it will keep before it starts denying them? No, I am not going to check daily, my wife is the only one that has my number, and leaving it that way works for me. If I gave the number away someone would think I want to be called and I don't. I won't put it down on any applications for anything either.

I didn't get the cell phone with camera, and don't ask about texting, that came with the wireless internet service (I only know where it is, not why I would ever want it). I am so backward in my electronic communications, email - blog - facebook and face to face under neon lights.... that will be enough for me.